Your Baby Is An Asshole

What's Option C? :(

2010-02-07T12:57:04.738-08:00

What's Option C? :(

Check its underwear for explosive materials!

2010-01-10T07:55:40.738-08:00

Check its underwear for explosive materials!

Funny stuff. I'm glad to find other people who are...

2009-12-04T09:06:34.980-08:00

Funny stuff. I'm glad to find other people who aren't afraid to call babies assholes. I actually write a blog about being a dad and the awfulness...er, joy that comes with it. Coincidentally, my latest entry is about my son being an asshole: www.chocolatediapers.com

After spending all day in an airport, my husband a...

2009-11-23T07:01:24.440-08:00

After spending all day in an airport, my husband and I finally got on our flight back home. During the entire flight we heard this baby screaming at the top of its lungs from right behind us. At one point, we heard its mom trying to consol it, which actually caused the baby to scream with laughter. Right before the plane landed, the kid finally shut up and a man got up from a seat in the front to rejoin his family in the back! If he didn’t like his screaming baby, why did he think that the rest of the passengers would enjoy it? Why didn’t he try to make his kid quiet? Finally, when the airplane landed, we saw the “baby” get off with its mom. The “baby" was at least 8 years old!

This is stupid, I hope YOU choke on your tongue in...

2009-11-07T22:32:03.804-08:00

This is stupid, I hope YOU choke on your tongue in an adult onset epileptic fit. Enjoy diarrheaing your pants.

What the fuck is this shit? This is worse than put...

2009-08-27T11:34:51.810-07:00

What the fuck is this shit? This is worse than putting clothes on kittens.

Check out this vampire/star fucker baby: http:/...

2009-08-24T16:37:49.126-07:00

Check out this vampire/star fucker baby:

http://twilightersanonymous.com/wacky-wednesday-twilight-new-moon-caption-contest-april-15th.html

Love the site!

A coincedence that when I started watching this, o...

2009-08-05T10:13:51.497-07:00

A coincedence that when I started watching this, our local sirens started going off? I think not. A Greater Being was attempting to rescue me from this disgusting display of orchestrated diversity and the butchering of a once, fine song. I am nauseous. And I pray that whatever Indian (sic) Native American, god that tryed to rescue me gets the 72 virgins promised to a Muslim.

...I hate whoever took the time to make this/thoug...

2009-08-05T09:43:38.905-07:00

...I hate whoever took the time to make this/thought this was a good idea. Also, the babies that probably whored themselves out on the casting couches to land those racist roles.

Oh, I disagree. It is too funny! I have it saved...

2009-07-28T07:10:08.391-07:00

Oh, I disagree. It is too funny! I have it saved as my wallpaper on my computer now. Laugh ever time I sit down at my laptop!

Did that baby put eyeliner on that horse? Complete...

2009-07-27T22:27:50.772-07:00

Did that baby put eyeliner on that horse? Completely unnecessary & a total asshole move.

The feature dish link is sooooo wrong. That poor ...

2009-07-15T23:22:44.760-07:00

The feature dish link is sooooo wrong. That poor little baby's urp looks like mayo!

LOVE IT!

2009-07-14T18:07:06.541-07:00

LOVE IT!

where's the reaction button for this post labeled ...

2009-07-11T22:54:51.882-07:00

where's the reaction button for this post labeled "bone-chillingly creepy"?

I think the quote is "get your patchouli stink (no...

2009-07-09T16:57:58.240-07:00

I think the quote is "get your patchouli stink (not stick) out of my face"- high fidelity

Love the blog! Especially the unicorn with bacon wings and infant rider!

Holy shit, bacon & babies, oh my!

2009-07-09T12:46:00.519-07:00

Holy shit, bacon & babies, oh my!

Evian is "naive" backwards, suck on that you littl...

2009-07-06T13:11:24.826-07:00

Evian is "naive" backwards, suck on that you little shits.

Fucking assholes.

2009-07-06T11:24:04.283-07:00

Fucking assholes.

Ok awesome posting but secretly- WHERE does one fi...

2009-06-26T08:46:47.060-07:00

Ok awesome posting but secretly- WHERE does one find that costume? NEED to buy

Maybe his picture is on the side of that milk cart...

2009-06-26T08:27:46.414-07:00

Maybe his picture is on the side of that milk carton.

& all this time I thought I hated kids. You've rea...

2009-06-25T14:18:01.329-07:00

& all this time I thought I hated kids. You've really gone above & beyond!

oh, this is just an appetizer for those sick babie...

2009-06-24T10:46:43.907-07:00

oh, this is just an appetizer for those sick babies.

They don't ever stay puppies.

2009-06-24T08:40:14.858-07:00

They don't ever stay puppies.

I know this particular baby.....she is adorable......

2009-06-23T17:39:28.225-07:00

I know this particular baby.....she is adorable.....but has some very Asshole-ish sleeping habits! (Her parents would concur)

Your site is awesome! Too bad yourbabyislame.com ...

2009-06-22T11:31:17.012-07:00

Your site is awesome! Too bad yourbabyislame.com did it first and better.